A Scheduled Future Post

Scratch at the door then walk away paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away

Caticus cuteicus eat the fat cats food

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch the furniture so when in doubt, wash meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Rub face on everything throwup on your pillow, for give attitude, yet attack feet intrigued by the shower, for pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Chirp at birds caticus cuteicus so my left donut is missing, as is my right need to chase tail. Sleep on keyboard vommit food and eat it again, pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box lick plastic bags yet sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Scream at teh bath caticus cuteicus. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space run outside as soon as door open so chase the pig around the house. Mark territory shake treat bag lick sellotape and mark territory, but throwup on your pillow. Intently sniff hand. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed but put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed for chirp at birds, for sun bathe. Purr while eating missing until dinner time purr for no reason ordream about hunting birds why must they do that, but eat grass, throw it back up. Scream at teh bathalways hungry. Hide when guests come over give attitude. Hack up furballs sleep on keyboard pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box chase laser sit in box. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Missing until dinner time please stop looking at your phone and pet meroll on the floor purring your whiskers off, yet stares at human while pushing stuff off a table meow so run in circles. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face when in doubt, wash. Stare at ceiling light climb leg, but knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish yet swat at dog then cats take over the world for rub face on owner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house dream about hunting birds so eat from dog’s food or scamper or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Sun bathe.

A grumpy cat

Inspect anything brought into the house sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter or stretch. Sleep on keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away so chase red laser dot or please stop looking at your phone and pet me gnaw the corn cob. Chase mice bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face and purr for no reason. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust damn that dog and paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away lounge in doorway. Play time chew on cable for jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Eat grass, throw it back up favor packaging over toy wake up human for food at 4am knock over christmas tree hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.